The Big Secret

The Big Secret

- Today I’ll tell you a big secret. - said Artom to Vova. - Swear you’ll not tell anybody!
- I swear! - said Vova.
- Do you truly swear? - asked Artom again.
- I truly swear.
- Do you swear that you truly swear? - asked Artom suspiciously.
- I swear that I truly swear.
- Are you lying that you swear that you truly swear?
- I am not lying that I swear that I truly swear, - said Vova seriously.
- Do you swear that you’re not lying that you swear that you truly swear?
Then Vova started thinking. And he said:
- I think I forgot what I am swearing about. Sorry, Artom.
- Do you swear that you’re sorry? - asked Artom.
- I’m swear I’m sorry.
Then Artom thought and scratched his head:
- And I forgot the big secret.