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«Я тебя съем», или Дело ведет следователь Сверхъясно
“I will eat you”, or the case is conducted by the investigator Superclear
by Marina Aromshtam
1. Do you see that tall hill?
There is an observatory. In the observatory works famous Professor Ju. And now look over there. Do you see another hill and a tower on that hill? This tower belongs to Mr. Y. Ten military factories, five secret airports, hundred of secret agents and three mafia clans unite his illegal trading business. But no one can convince him guilty. Mr. Y is cunning. He does not say a word accidently. He speaks with gestures and prickly looks. His eyes say: “I will eat you!” Mr. Y looks through binoculars towards the observatory - to Professor Ju. But the Professor Ju doesn’t notice that. He observes identified and unidentified flying objects.
2. Here one of them approaches, slows down the movement. It almost freezes in front of the observatory. A small object separates from the large object and flies to the Professor Ju. A stone? This is the compacted soil of the red planet Mars. Professor’s heart beats: he received a message from an alien civilization. There is a water on Mars! Even though it’s in solid state - but still it’s a water, an objective premise for life! In the case of disaster, people might find a shelter on Mars. Professor Ju writes a letter to International Association for the Development of Life in the Space: it’s necessary to send an expedition to Mars, as soon as possible. Mr. Y watches him through binoculars. And his eyes say: “I will eat you!”
3. Mr. Y in his office pushes the signal button: “To me!”. A secretary appears. He looks like dirty ruffled bird. Mr. Y points his finger to the window and punches the table with his fist. The ruffled secretary nods: there is nothing he needs an explanation about. Mr. Y doesn’t want people to domesticate Mars. He wants this planet to belong to him. Mars will play the role of a military-strategic facility. Let Professor Ju write a hundred scientific notes, but he won’t be able to prove anything…
4. Dark night.
Professor Ju is sleeping. He is exhausted by the study of the immense Universe. He sees a wonderful dream: astronauts are landing on Mars. At this moment a suspicious car drives up to the observatory. From it emerges a subject in a black mask.. He stealthily enters the porch, does something with the alarm. Look: he penetrates into the heart of the observatory - to the office of Professor Ju. Fumbles on the shelves, moves boxes. Finds what he was searching for… The door of the porch slams. The car drives away, slides down the hill and disappears from the sight. Professor Ju wakes up. His wonderful dream broke. He dreamed something inexplicable. An inexplicable nightmare.
5. Investigator Superclear arrives at the observatory. (Superclear is a last name. It reflects the main quality of the investigator: he always tries to clarify the situation, to make it as clear as possible.)
6. Superclear attacked the path of the criminal. The capture groups storms the thieves’ nest. But a thief is only a pawn in a big game. He handed the artifact to someone with disheveled hair… Certainly it couldn’t happen without Mr. Y. Superclear decides to play openly. He puts on a bulletproof vest, takes a walkie-talkie, a hidden camera and goes to the tower. At the entrance he presents his police identification. Some kind of disheveled person (did the thief give artifact to him?) brings Superclear to the Mr. Y’s office. Mr. Y sits in a huge armchair. - Are you searching for the artifact? - the disheveled secretary asks politely. - But we don’t have it . - Have you destroyed it? - asks Superclear. - Destroyed it? What are you talking about! How can you! - softly objects disheveled secretary. - And you can’t prove it! Superclear as if by the way, touches his gun and leaves the office. Mr. Y accompanies the investigator with his eyes. His eyes say: “I will eat you!”
7. At the gate is vanity. A wagon came up. Strange sounds come from the van. Workers unload some boxes. Or cages? There are… monkeys! Why monkeys are being delivered to the tower? And what’s that? Garbage bags. In them are bones, resembling human ones. What does it mean? Superclear unnoticed carry the bag with him. He will give it to the laboratory of criminalistics. Mr. Y can’t beat the police.
8. Two days later, the news announce: Mr. Y and his secretary were arrested. It can’t be proved that Mr. Y trades a guns. It can’t be proved that disheveled secretary destroyed the space artifact. But they have established a poaching catch of monkeys. Why does Mr. Y needs that many monkeys? The investigations checks different versions. Perhaps Mr. Y is not only a guns dealer. He is also a...
by Marina Aromshtam
1. Do you see that tall hill?
There is an observatory. In the observatory works famous Professor Ju. And now look over there. Do you see another hill and a tower on that hill? This tower belongs to Mr. Y. Ten military factories, five secret airports, hundred of secret agents and three mafia clans unite his illegal trading business. But no one can convince him guilty. Mr. Y is cunning. He does not say a word accidently. He speaks with gestures and prickly looks. His eyes say: “I will eat you!” Mr. Y looks through binoculars towards the observatory - to Professor Ju. But the Professor Ju doesn’t notice that. He observes identified and unidentified flying objects.
2. Here one of them approaches, slows down the movement. It almost freezes in front of the observatory. A small object separates from the large object and flies to the Professor Ju. A stone? This is the compacted soil of the red planet Mars. Professor’s heart beats: he received a message from an alien civilization. There is a water on Mars! Even though it’s in solid state - but still it’s a water, an objective premise for life! In the case of disaster, people might find a shelter on Mars. Professor Ju writes a letter to International Association for the Development of Life in the Space: it’s necessary to send an expedition to Mars, as soon as possible. Mr. Y watches him through binoculars. And his eyes say: “I will eat you!”
3. Mr. Y in his office pushes the signal button: “To me!”. A secretary appears. He looks like dirty ruffled bird. Mr. Y points his finger to the window and punches the table with his fist. The ruffled secretary nods: there is nothing he needs an explanation about. Mr. Y doesn’t want people to domesticate Mars. He wants this planet to belong to him. Mars will play the role of a military-strategic facility. Let Professor Ju write a hundred scientific notes, but he won’t be able to prove anything…
4. Dark night.
Professor Ju is sleeping. He is exhausted by the study of the immense Universe. He sees a wonderful dream: astronauts are landing on Mars. At this moment a suspicious car drives up to the observatory. From it emerges a subject in a black mask.. He stealthily enters the porch, does something with the alarm. Look: he penetrates into the heart of the observatory - to the office of Professor Ju. Fumbles on the shelves, moves boxes. Finds what he was searching for… The door of the porch slams. The car drives away, slides down the hill and disappears from the sight. Professor Ju wakes up. His wonderful dream broke. He dreamed something inexplicable. An inexplicable nightmare.
5. Investigator Superclear arrives at the observatory. (Superclear is a last name. It reflects the main quality of the investigator: he always tries to clarify the situation, to make it as clear as possible.)
6. Superclear attacked the path of the criminal. The capture groups storms the thieves’ nest. But a thief is only a pawn in a big game. He handed the artifact to someone with disheveled hair… Certainly it couldn’t happen without Mr. Y. Superclear decides to play openly. He puts on a bulletproof vest, takes a walkie-talkie, a hidden camera and goes to the tower. At the entrance he presents his police identification. Some kind of disheveled person (did the thief give artifact to him?) brings Superclear to the Mr. Y’s office. Mr. Y sits in a huge armchair. - Are you searching for the artifact? - the disheveled secretary asks politely. - But we don’t have it . - Have you destroyed it? - asks Superclear. - Destroyed it? What are you talking about! How can you! - softly objects disheveled secretary. - And you can’t prove it! Superclear as if by the way, touches his gun and leaves the office. Mr. Y accompanies the investigator with his eyes. His eyes say: “I will eat you!”
7. At the gate is vanity. A wagon came up. Strange sounds come from the van. Workers unload some boxes. Or cages? There are… monkeys! Why monkeys are being delivered to the tower? And what’s that? Garbage bags. In them are bones, resembling human ones. What does it mean? Superclear unnoticed carry the bag with him. He will give it to the laboratory of criminalistics. Mr. Y can’t beat the police.
8. Two days later, the news announce: Mr. Y and his secretary were arrested. It can’t be proved that Mr. Y trades a guns. It can’t be proved that disheveled secretary destroyed the space artifact. But they have established a poaching catch of monkeys. Why does Mr. Y needs that many monkeys? The investigations checks different versions. Perhaps Mr. Y is not only a guns dealer. He is also a...
