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Каша «Коля»
To make “Hercules”, you need a tablespoon of oatmeal, one hundred twenty grams (6.5 tablespoons) of coconut shavings, and powdered sugar. Mix the ingredients together in a cup, add it to boiling water, and stir for ten minutes.
This oatmeal was named after a hero-Hercules. After three bowls of oatmeal, he beat the Nemean Lion.
“How is it,” asked the dad.
“It’s good stuff,” nodded Kolya. “Give me more.”
“Right,” praised the father. Athletes eat this type of oatmeal. And soldiers. Also, on a hike, when you have a heavy backpack...
“Dad, wait, wait, I need to concentrate. It seems to me, I can do three pull-ups.”
Kolya walked over to the pull-up bar, and did almost three pull-ups.
“Power,” nodded the dad.
“Yes,” agreed Kolya. “I’ve never done three pull-ups in my life before. Give me more.”
Kolya ate another bowl of “Hercules”, went over to the pull-up bar, and did almost one hundred pull-ups.
“More,” Kolya demanded.
After four hours, Kolya had done almost one thousand pull-ups.
And the oatmeal was renamed. It is now called “The Kolya.”
Now in the school museum, stands the sculpture “Kolya.”
This oatmeal was named after a hero-Hercules. After three bowls of oatmeal, he beat the Nemean Lion.
“How is it,” asked the dad.
“It’s good stuff,” nodded Kolya. “Give me more.”
“Right,” praised the father. Athletes eat this type of oatmeal. And soldiers. Also, on a hike, when you have a heavy backpack...
“Dad, wait, wait, I need to concentrate. It seems to me, I can do three pull-ups.”
Kolya walked over to the pull-up bar, and did almost three pull-ups.
“Power,” nodded the dad.
“Yes,” agreed Kolya. “I’ve never done three pull-ups in my life before. Give me more.”
Kolya ate another bowl of “Hercules”, went over to the pull-up bar, and did almost one hundred pull-ups.
“More,” Kolya demanded.
After four hours, Kolya had done almost one thousand pull-ups.
And the oatmeal was renamed. It is now called “The Kolya.”
Now in the school museum, stands the sculpture “Kolya.”
